Monday, 16 November 2009

Dreaded Lurgie

It seems to me that these days, if you want to get famous all you need to do is learn an obscure instrument popular in one of the celtic nations in the 16th century, and then just wait for your phone call from Sting.

I'm ill. But Bon Iver is making it better.

Friday, 24 July 2009

Zennor Road

I went for a drive with Laura today. The Zennor road was the first road I ever drove on and is still the best road I've ever driven. Especially in the dying light of a summers evening where the hazy sky hanging over the distant horizon is a marmalade orange hue.

I've been getting sloppy with blog entries. They have become less frequent. And when they have emerged, very often they are rather unimaginative.

Now if you will excuse me, I'm off to start Season 4 of The Wire.

Monday, 22 June 2009

oh dear oh dear oh dear

My whole family erupted into childish giggles when Mum's sticky toffee pudding arrived at her table in the restaurant this evening. We were all thinking the same thing. It looked like a giant turd. It didn't help the fact the toffee sauce that surrounded the mound was a stained yellow colour. I couldn't help myself, and found myself spouting any filthy joke that came to mind. At one point I did go 'It looks like Horse turd!' rather loudly and I think some people heard. Oh dear, oh dear. Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.

I am going to Portugal with Laura and her family for 3 weeks. Life is goooooood.

My writing has become so disjointed of late. It no longer flows. Well... That is me assuming that it once did. Perhaps an arrogant viewpoint to take. But then again, where did modesty get anyone? I shall have to tend to this ailment and get my writing back up to scratch. Apologies to my English teachers at school wot got me too rite good engerlish.

Thursday, 11 June 2009


I've totally lost the will to keep this blog up. I don't even know if anyone reads it.

Erm... so yeah.

What's happened since the last post?

Exams... Gordon nearly went... BNP got into European Parliament... and Susan Boyle went skitz.

I am in the process of painting my room. Wikid.

Monday, 25 May 2009

Love, Hate, Think, Believe, Feel, Wish

If you visit ANY website today, visit this one.

It scrolls updated tweats that have been posted from around the world containing the words love, hate, think, believe, feel and wish.

I can't tell you how awesome this site is. Just go on it.