Saturday, 6 December 2008

Holy Toast Batman!

Diana Vickers went out of the X-factor tonight. It's a bit of a shame because I was beginning to like her voice. Unfortunately Eouphlegmghanquan Quigg is in the final. Charlie Brooker said something about him resembling an unborn Jaime Oliver foetus, which is very true.

Somebody is selling their dogflap on Ebay for a starting bid of $999 because a picture of Jesus has appeared on it. Reminds me of the toast of the Virgin Mary that went for $28,000 on ebay. Perhaps I need to start looking harder for naturally made images of the Holy family in my breakfast.

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